Christmas Cock: Holiday Chocolate Dick


Regular price $19.99

A lump of coal in your stocking is old news.  Let those who landed on your naughty list know how you really feel this holiday season with Dick At Your Door's chocolate penis prank.  Perfect for white elephant parties, office gatherings, stocking stuffers, or just to tell someone to "eat a dick", these chocolate ding dongs can be sent in the mail anonymously or given in person so you can see their reaction.  Tis the season to get some dick!

This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.


If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!

We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.