Blank Box: Minimalist Dick in a Box


Sale price $16.99 Regular price $19.99

Need to send someone a dick in the mail, but don't like my artistic talent?  Aside from my feelings being hurt, that's not a problem at all!

This stripped down, naked as they come box is meant for you...the creative winner.  The person who can't be put in the proverbial "box", man.  You are a cock mastermind and you need a one of a kind gift.  

Make it your own with a blank dick canvas and let the good times roll.  We supply the laughs, you supply the art, the name and address.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

These four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.